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Shannon, 20, England. Marco Reus... that damn fucker with his hair. Gooner, Whovian, Cumberbitch, Mishamigo. Part of the Rihanna Navy, Directioner, a Smiler and a Katy Kat.

marcondomreus:

Mario shall get impregnated tonight, if you know what I mean.

— 3 hours ago with 36 notes

blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

(Source: svastianstan, via pitytitty)

— 3 hours ago with 138534 notes

elreus:

draxl3rs:

why does the football fandom call it football and not soccer??

im so guessing ur american

BECAUSE ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER

(via san-ikerrr)

— 3 hours ago with 242 notes
lovedfb:

When someone i hate says something stupid..

when someone says they think Ann Kathrin can sing.

lovedfb:

When someone i hate says something stupid..

when someone says they think Ann Kathrin can sing.

(via cristiano-reus)

— 3 hours ago with 206 notes

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

(via acoustic-donut)

— 4 hours ago with 560571 notes

thankful-werewolf:

puhgs:

really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

This needs more notes

(Source: nymphwitch, via allonsyfernando)

— 4 hours ago with 330035 notes
kiss-the-apex:

massamartini:

zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:

natalieloving:

This website is so interesting. You first put down what you feel like you look like, then measure a few places and it tells you where you really are and what your body really looks like and your body shape. It’s so interesting. Below where it says “You are the perfect rectangle” it goes into explaining what that means and outfits that make your body look fantastic and what your “best part” is and how to flaunt it! It’s very cool.

I’m 15% smaller than I think I am. Wow.

I guessed exactly right woo! I’m a “perfect hourglass” :D

12.5% smaller than I thought I was. Jeez.

how am I 27% smaller than I thought?

kiss-the-apex:

massamartini:

zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:

natalieloving:

This website is so interesting. You first put down what you feel like you look like, then measure a few places and it tells you where you really are and what your body really looks like and your body shape. It’s so interesting. Below where it says “You are the perfect rectangle” it goes into explaining what that means and outfits that make your body look fantastic and what your “best part” is and how to flaunt it! It’s very cool.

I’m 15% smaller than I think I am. Wow.

I guessed exactly right woo! I’m a “perfect hourglass” :D

12.5% smaller than I thought I was. Jeez.

how am I 27% smaller than I thought?

— 4 hours ago with 11120 notes
Marco Reus + Black

(Source: cristiano-reus, via moratass)

— 4 hours ago with 421 notes
blackbarmitzvahs:

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

You guys are all fucked 

blackbarmitzvahs:

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

You guys are all fucked 

(Source: longtonguedbrain, via notlactose)

— 4 hours ago with 564022 notes
askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

Update: I boned him

bless you

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

Update: I boned him

bless you

(via duhjwooly)

— 4 hours ago with 1483 notes

podolzki:

when mobile-alarm in the morning rings,but you can’t actaully find your mobile to shut it down (x)
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(via podolzki)

— 5 hours ago with 315 notes

Arsenal unveil new signing Danny Welbeck.

(Source: arsenal-gooner, via cladyinnocent)

— 5 hours ago with 177 notes

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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(via stayforeverdortmund)

— 5 hours ago with 482476 notes
confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture, via acoustic-donut)

— 5 hours ago with 219058 notes