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Shannon, 20, England. Strong feelings of admiration and lust for Aaron Ramsey, Cesc Fabregas, Sebastian Vettel and Jack Wilshere. Marco Reus too... that damn fucker with his hair. Gooner, Whovian, Cumberbitch, Mishamigo. Part of the Rihanna Navy, Directioner, a Smiler and a Katy Kat.

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

(via likeanameinafairytale-x)

— 53 minutes ago with 249943 notes
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via allonsyfernando)

— 54 minutes ago with 375125 notes

Olivier Giroud and his Tattoos.

(Source: maandzukic)

— 1 hour ago with 34 notes
"you only watch football because they’re hot"

panic-at-the-isco:

panic-at-the-isco:

awww yes

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look at that

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bask in the glory 

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such hotness

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i swear to god this post is never going away is it

(via shreksnipple)

— 2 hours ago with 73941 notes

16/04/14 Tencent( qq.com) inteview

(Source: marcohan)

— 2 hours ago with 204 notes

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis, via stayforeverdortmund)

— 16 hours ago with 678027 notes

yay lukasz :*

140415 DFB-Pokal Semifinal (BVB vs VfL)

(Source: 11peterpan, via miss-angelika)

— 16 hours ago with 160 notes

Tony Pulis is my new best friend. 

— 16 hours ago
#afc  #everton  #crystal palace  #champions league  #battle for 4th 
Podolski reacts to Everton going a goal down during his Q&A on twitter. (x)

Podolski reacts to Everton going a goal down during his Q&A on twitter. (x)

— 17 hours ago with 7 notes
#lukas podolski  #podolski  #afc  #everton  #crystal palace  #Arsenal  #Arsenal FC